Soccer

May 01, 2008

David Beckham, Ronaldo and Three Transvestites...

Ronaldo Memo to David Beckham: Paying for sex is never a good thing - observe the downward spiral your old teammate is experiencing!!

Ronaldo, the Brazilian football idol, made a huge error in judgment this week.  After a night out with his fiancee, instead of heading home once she was dropped off, he picked up 3 hookers, took them back to a hotel and discovered they were transvestites! Next, he offered "hush money" to get these 3 "dollies" to bury the story...turns out they are a little smarter than that - they rejected the offer, created a disturbance, police were called to the scene and the rest of the story is now part of his legacy.

Surprise update: His fiancee has broken off the engagement .